There was an excellent April fools NPR episode some time back about maple trees exploding in Vermont because the maple syrup farmers hadn’t tapped the trees enough and they exploded from the sap buildup. When we say a board blows up, it’s a little more subtle but damn frustrating. For instance, our breast hook exploded the other day.
Ignore the holes, those were something else. Note, instead, the massive cracks (called checks) at the end of our board. This happens when your wood dries too fast. We had to re-make this part and scrap an otherwise beautiful chunk of 1 5/8″ thick premium red oak.
Our mast has been drying too fast.
The mast I’ve been carefully planing down, and the same mast I spent the past day and a half sanding to get it exactly round. Rather than do a clever little build up about how great everything was going and then jerk the rug out with a picture of the cracking, I’ll just cut to the chase.
It’s been splitting right next to the seam. Our solution has been to fill the split with epoxy to stabilize it, but today two more splits opened up, and an old one almost doubled in size. I filled those too, but she desperately needs to be shellacked. I’ll do that tomorrow, but I wasn’t able to do it today because we had to wait for the epoxy to cure. Shellac will slow down the transfer of moisture across the cell walls of the wood and allow things to slowly acclimate (and not bust apart).
Here she is, sad little thing.
The check looks darker because it’s filled with expoxy right now, but that’s about a 3′ long check. I think we’ll be able to salvage it, but what a PAIN.
















